15 Nov

The Wildest Free iPad Pokies of 2017

I’ve seen some pretty crazy poker machine themes in my day, but some of the latest releases of pokies for iPad take the cake. Today, we’ll take a look at the best pokies for 2017, starting with my personal favorite, the Trump vs. Hillary Clinton Slot by Patriotic Lunatic.

Trump vs Clnton Free Mobile Pokies for iPadTrump vs. Hillary Clinton Slot

In this wacky poker machine, free on the Apple iTunes Store, we see former US Presidential candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigning for the big win. No, not that big win… the slots jackpot win!

The race may be over now – Trump won, I case you haven’t heard – but this free mobile pokies will immortalize the historic campaign forever. It’s filled with comical nuances, like Trump’s declaration to “Make slots great again!”, and Clinton’s iconic “#WinWithHer”. The caricature symbols are hilariously designed (and with disturbing accuracy, I might add!), and the download actually includes more than 20 different politically themed pokies for iPad.

One of the other themes included in the download revolves around US President Barrack Obama and his wife Michelle, and their upcoming ability to tour the world on permanent holiday. Hawaiian shirts for everyone!

Funny Farm iPad PokiesFunny Farm Slots

Showgirls and flying pigs? Yes, please! These Funny Farm pokies (otherwise known by its way-too-long name ‘777 Hot Slots Casino Funny Fam Games Free Slots‘) were created by Le Loan, and feature some ridiculous graphics.

Cows, chickens and old grannies are just a few of the characters hosting a range of free iPad pokies, developed for ultimate performance, minimal ads, and enough starting coins (plus bonus coins) to keep you spinning for hours at a time.

Internet Meme Free Mobile Pokies for iPadInternet Meme Slots

Okay, I’m cheating here a little, because this farcical free mobile pokies was actually released last year. But if you love those quirky little meme faces, you won’t mind.

Developed by FantAPPstic Apps, Internet Meme Slots has all of your favorite trolls, from the famous Cheshire-esque grin to the rainbow-puking stickman. It may not be one you’ll keep paying forever, but it’s well worth a few entertaining hours of your time.

Vegas Slots iPad PokiesVegas Slots

There’s no humor in this one, but it’s a great choice for anyone who loves the complete casino experience. Vegas Slots takes you deep into the heart of Sin City, where mobsters run the score and all your favorite gambling amusements make up the symbols on the reels. Blackjack cards, roulette wheels, poker chips, craps dice, the iconic pokies BAR, you name it – this 5 reel, 30 payline pokies has it.

If you get the full app, you’ll have access to a plethora of other Vegas themed pokies for iPad too. Either way, if you like Vegas, this is definitely one of the top picks for 2017.

Christmas Free Mobile Pokies for iPadAwesome Big Christmas Slots

Last but not least, what would a year-end best free mobile pokies list be without a little holiday spirit? The Awesome Big Christmas Double Count-Down Casino is packed iPad pokies, including the latest addition of the Christmas Slots, added November 15, 2016.

It’s filled with everything from shiny tinsel, delicate ribbons and decorative bows to elaborate Christmas trees, delicious candy canes and Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick himself. So grab your stocking and prepare to fill it up with lots of joy and tons of free coins. A cup of eggnog won’t hurt either!